hysteria

You sure they’re not a secret asian trying to sabotage the war bonds?

Odd that you didn’t immediately jump that conclusion when they said something you disagreed with. Sounds a bit asian to me.

Imagine being so dead inside that automated emails and human beings occupy the same part of your mind

POLICE! POLICE! PLEASE HELP!

I SAW A HOMELESS PERSON!!! THEY WERE ASKING FOR MONEY

PLEASE REMOVE THESE EYESORES