The Assman

More foods need to come with chicken stock

How many hamburgers fit on your plates?

You could have a promising career in finance

Instructions unclear, eating milk carton sandwich

“I blocked all the memes and now there’s no memes”

…okay

Check the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector

the base of the sauce is primarily milk

It isn’t, in any recognized version of the recipe. The original recorded recipe contains no milk at all. Some versions contain milk along with broth and wine, the broth being the primary liquid in the sauce.

Pardon the pun, but that’s baloney. According to Italian Academy of Cuisine, classic bolognese is:

beef cut from the plate section (cartella di manzo), fresh unsmoked pancetta (pancetta di maiale distesa), onions, carrot, celery, passata (or tomato purée), meat broth, dry white wine, milk, salt and pepper

It is true that the original recipe for bolognese does not include tomato, I still wouldn’t call a sauce that happens to include milk “milk sauce”. It’s primarily a meat and vegetable sauce in both cases.

No shade if you’re into this, but it looks like something my dog threw up

All the head meats are good. Had a whole goat head once in Mexico and we picked it clean.

Tongue is criminally underrated

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/the-many-plurals-of-octopus-octopi-octopuses-octopodes