May you be blessed for your generosity on this day! I would love to receive your cat, however in my village there is a small fee for the postage of the animals. I am, of course, willing to cover the fee - however it must be sent to the village post centre by Western Union transfer by the sender. If you send the $3500 I will reimburse you.

Dear brother in Christ I appreciate your generosity, is it a Siamese cat? I have allergies and the graphics card helps to clear the hair.

My cat just died chewing through the power cable on my graphics card so I need a new 5090, please help brother

The edge is cremated

Ooh gnu/Hurd, I heard that was coming out soon.

Didn’t realise they had their own gTLD either!

Kinda surprised the BBC hasn’t done this already, they’re normally quite advanced with this kind of thing.

You’d be blocking half of Lemmy.

How do you get the egg to stay in when you put it in the toaster?