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“Ew gross! Anchovies!”

Fried peanut butter, jelly and 'nanner sammich 🤤

Grilled cheese.

PB&J.

Tomato soup.

sighs and unzips

If you don’t squint it looks like that too.

Is there anything more satisfying in the world to dice…?

Fascists?

It depends on the state. In 31 of them, it is totally legal for a parent to give their own underage child alcohol. Most of them also specify that it’s only allowed inside your home or as part of religious ceremony, so even there you could be in trouble if you’re giving little Timmy a whiskey sour at in public.

Pretty sure giving alcohol to your own children, in your own house, is just fine. Hell, kids are allowed to partake in drinking the communion wine at church.

The wine is just for the adults

Awww… But it’s their birthday!

Fanciest looking microwaved Johnsonville Brat on just a single slice of sandwich bread I’ve ever seen.

on parchment

I’d have rolled it in something edible, personally.

“Waiter! My meal isn’t squirming! I demand new food!”

That does make it sound better. I was thinking it might be hella chewy like squid.

I’ve never had the… uh… Forgot its name. The yellow goopy looking stuff on the left. Umi? Something like that? I kinda wonder if I would vibe with the texture, knowing what it comes from.

I haven’t seen a plate of breakfast that looks this good since I was a child. 🤤

If the surface web gets bad enough, there is still the dark web.

I feel like I should just learn how to fuck around with the OS/bootloader myself because this has been a bit of an issue for a while. Lots of custom ROMs, but not the ability to get them on every piece of hardware. And not even always because the hardware is locked down; just because it needs to be tweaked to work for a specific device and if the device you wanna put it on isn’t super popular, no one would have made a thing to work for that device.

This guy’s videos are what got me to get on Tumblr. Though I just end up using it to scream into the void because nobody ever comments or reblogs with added content.

Lotsa good art and OC fanfic tho.

If everything was named “Something Sane” how would we tell different things apart?

Is PM Seymour on it?