Well on iOS the mushroom emoji is a fly agaric so, Godspeed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria

“Do you even know who my dad dictator is”

Yeah I’m not a big fan of maki (rolls) or nigiri (fish laid on rice) but I absolutely love good salmon and maguro sashimi (esp. with ponzu for dipping) with some rice on the side

Whenever I go out for sushi with friends and they get unlimited sushi it’s funny just eating sashimi and not eating the crazy roll concoctions they order with like 9 different fish and 8 sauces

Pretty sure that’s a restaurant and OP took a photo of it before moving the sauces and fries off their plate

Congratulations you’re now head of the government appropriations committee

Only if you cook it with crispy skin, doing something like this:

https://www.fifteenspatulas.com/how-to-sear-salmon-and-get-the-skin-crispy-like-the-restaurants-do/

But yeah, highly recommend! Crispy salmon skin is great

Yeah I put the other side up for presentation, but the skin was nice and crispy 👌