dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoThe dinner my now 5 year old requested for her birthday. Steak, bacon, grapes, and broccoli with cheesesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square68linkfedilinkarrow-up1337file-text
arrow-up1337imageThe dinner my now 5 year old requested for her birthday. Steak, bacon, grapes, and broccoli with cheesesh.itjust.worksdream_weasel@sh.itjust.works to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square68linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoPeople often say “god is everywhere”, or whatever. Just invent a religion and decree that your house is a church of it.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoAs a bonus, it also works for tax evasion.
minus-squareSmeagol666@crazypeople.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIf God is everywhere, He’s up your ass too.
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoAnd also up yours. God is up all our asses on this blessed day.
minus-squareOldChicoAle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoSpeak for yourself, Ken M
People often say “god is everywhere”, or whatever. Just invent a religion and decree that your house is a church of it.
As a bonus, it also works for tax evasion.
If God is everywhere, He’s up your ass too.
And also up yours.
God is up all our asses on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself, Ken M