Think that’s mostly Uno. At least, the other restaurants I’ve tried don’t put a full layer of sausage on them.

Which is rather unfortunate. That’s the best part.

I mean, you’re supposed to eat it with a fork, not with your fingers.

Unless you’re into that. You do you.

Sure, but Lou Malnati’s skimps on the cheese.

It’s not Chicago unless you choke on the cheese.