I fucking love onions, I also love balance of flavor and I promise you that burger will taste like nothing but onion. It’s also overcooked, there’s no sauce, the tomato is too thin and falling out, looks like criss-crossed bacon which is dumb as fuck, the bun is thin and smashed…all-in-all, it looks like absolute shit. Only thing that looks even a little appetizing is the lettuce, which is like 95% water. With food service prices as high as they are, I’ll stick with tap water, thanks.
Not to mention the bacon looks pretty fatty and the cheese is the plastic fake American cheese that refuses to melt properly instead of a proper cheddar. Yeah, this isn’t food porn. This is an astonishingly mediocre burger.
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I fucking love onions, I also love balance of flavor and I promise you that burger will taste like nothing but onion. It’s also overcooked, there’s no sauce, the tomato is too thin and falling out, looks like criss-crossed bacon which is dumb as fuck, the bun is thin and smashed…all-in-all, it looks like absolute shit. Only thing that looks even a little appetizing is the lettuce, which is like 95% water. With food service prices as high as they are, I’ll stick with tap water, thanks.
Not to mention the bacon looks pretty fatty and the cheese is the plastic fake American cheese that refuses to melt properly instead of a proper cheddar. Yeah, this isn’t food porn. This is an astonishingly mediocre burger.