don’t forget about Teams - Microsoft Discord
I thought it was Microsoft Slack
I hate teams with such a passion, i genuinely got upset reading the comparison
The only redeemable thing about Teams is that it serves as an example of how you can be worst-in-class for everything, but still succeed somehow
It’s because everything else is worse. Yes, corporate communication software is that bad.
It could be Microsoft Skyp- oh…
Who can forget about teams :(
You mean Microsoft kde?
Office365 - Microsoft LibreOffice
Bing - Microsoft Google
Bing chat: Microsoft ChatGPT
Well ChatGPT is Microsoft as well.
“Just” 49% of it.
You forgot Microsoft iOS… RIP Windows Phones
Or the Microsoft ipod… RIP Zune
The Zune is actually quite serviceable in 2023. I saw a video of someone modifying one to take a Micro SD Card, a Bluetooth Chip and a bigger battery! I don’t think there are any modifications to the Operating System you can do, but the Bluetooth off and on is actually piggybacking off the Wifi Switch for power to the BT board.
I legitimately enjoyed the couple Windows Phones I had. But I think that’s an unpopular opinion.
They were actually really solid devices with a great user experience. They just came along too late.
Funny enough they actually do have their own build of java. https://www.microsoft.com/openjdk
J# was also literally MS Java
Don’t forget about Microsoft OpenGL.
Don’t forget:
-Microsoft App Store
-Microsoft iPad
-Microsoft Galaxy Fold
-Microsoft Gmail
-Microsoft iTunes
-Microsoft Slack
-Microsoft Facebook
-Microsoft Facebook Work
-Microsoft FaceTime
-Microsoft Google Docs
-Microsoft Dropbox
For Microsoft Chrome it’s literally what it is on PC and Android. In iOS it’s Microsoft Safari because Apple doesn’t like actual competition.
I find the Microsoft Chrome extra funny due to it being chromium based.
I think that’s the joke.
Powershell - Microsoft Bash
M$ Inferior Bash *
Powershell is dope.
Try the new cross-poatfotm Powershell!
PS Core!
for windows-land, powershell is actually nice, it can do a lot of things and isn’t dramatically inferior to bash on a linux machine
Azure - Microsoft AWS
I think i just send them the last one, when ever a coworker ask me to install edge :D
MicrosoftChrome.exesounds like a great name for a virus or something
